🔗 Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Midst the renovation, the couple had twin girls. They already had children, but now they have more children. Gaze upon the picture of their adorable family. They are charming. You hate them, and you also want to become them.

I hate 100% of the NYT real estate section and this is dead-solid perfect.