“Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine” – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:

“Turtle,” said Frog. “You will have to move over a few inches.”

“Why should I?” asked the turtle.

“Because there is a pandemic,” said Frog.

“The pandemic is fake,” said the turtle. “Wearing a mask makes you sick. This is all a hoax caused by 5G and planned by hospital executives—”

Frog backed away quickly.

“Let’s just go home,” said Frog.

“I am right behind you.” agreed Toad.