“Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine” - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:
“Turtle,” said Frog. “You will have to move over a few inches.” “Why should I?” asked the turtle. “Because there is a pandemic,” said Frog. “The pandemic is fake,” said the turtle. “Wearing a mask makes you sick. This is all a hoax caused by 5G and planned by hospital executives—” Frog backed away quickly. “Let’s just go home,” said Frog. “I am right behind you.” agreed Toad.