“Turtle,” said Frog. “You will have to move over a few inches.”“Why should I?” asked the turtle.
“Because there is a pandemic,” said Frog.
“The pandemic is fake,” said the turtle. “Wearing a mask makes you sick. This is all a hoax caused by 5G and planned by hospital executives—”
Frog backed away quickly.
“Let’s just go home,” said Frog.
“I am right behind you.” agreed Toad.