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I know that we are all supposed to hate “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”—and it is legitimately terrible—but “The Little Drummer Boy” really is the worst Christmas song. Even David Bowie couldn’t make it not suck.

You are welcome to disagree, of course, but you would be objectively wrong.

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