After my home address, the second entry on the list of suggested locations for events in the calendar app on my phone is now the address of the local COVID testing site.

“In our current environment, Dr. Weir, self-control is an asset.”

It having been many years since I was eleven years old, I guess I had forgotten how easily any Christmas song can be converted to be about butts.

Unpopular opinion: That Pogues Christmas song sucks.

What would have been better is if I had remembered to actually boil the water before pouring it into the Aeropress.