The cat is meowing at me about how someone should be petting him right now, but all I can think of is that I missed three hours of sleep last night after dealing with the live mouse he brought into the house and let go at 1:30 in the morning.
I have explained this to him, but he is still meowing at me about why am I not petting him right now.
Cats.
He’s probably yelling, “I was trying to be nice to you by bringing you that mouse! Petting me is the least you could do. “
At least he just brought it into the house, ours brought it into the bed with us to play with it there. Twice.