I know that hypocrisy is a charge that never sticks with conservatives, but…

It’s weird how people who have spent the last forty years advocating for shrinking the government so that it can be drowned in a bathtub are now clutching their pearls about “Defund the police.”

Seriously—if you are a conservative who has ever advocated for the elimination of the Department Of Education, the Environmental Protection Agency, or the Internal Revenue Service, you should really just shut the hell up right now.